On my way to my 2nd job (reason 1 why i Dont go out the house anymore) there is a kid who rides his bike from school, i call him “lil dab” cuz he dabs (not weed) on me when we cross paths, today i didnt get my dab and i asked “ay? Where’s my dab?”… well the response i got was “fuck that… some nigga took my girl, and she broke up with me…. (lil dab is my complexion, mixed or pican rican…. even though if a white dude said it be classic) 
Then the convo went 
Me “dab what grade are you in?” 

Dab “8th”
Me “oh shit nigga, in high school you gonna be swimming in bitches, collage worse, you just gotta get there?…… now wheres my dab?” I got my dab