Sooo i learn at a young age from my moms that all bland vegetarian food can be hooked the fuck with a dope ass spice rack and west Indian spices… take this bullshit chili trader joes try to pass off? Mother fucker if i had to base vegi chili off that id eat a pigs ass real quick.. so with the aide of hot sauce, black pepper, sazon (yea well aware nun dem Jamaican spice uh rasclot batty mon) any who? So i thru my veggie sausage (pause) i that steal frying pan, that black steel shit with the grease of 1000 meals, that “i got a letter from the government, the other day” shit.. chopped the linx into little itty bitty pieces word to OJ, and thru that olive oil deep inside fertile soil, fortified with vitamin and mineral . But it on high… alright you may want to rachel dozeal your sausage and darken the fuck outta it, i like my sausage like my ex’s like ithere blacked and hurt.. but works and can support a crazy bitch? Wait but not burn get a onion and a pepper (i forgot that?) so as the sausage cooked i put that bullshit chilli in it, threw named spices in it, some country crock and some cheese in it, you may want a dairy sub but my EBT is running low?.. mix it io and rob van dam you good… trader joe’s has cheap beer and wine if ya want?